So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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