I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
