do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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