Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Do plants get herpes?
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