Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He kissed a someone with a penis
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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