SEEEEXXX PLEASE
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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