where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Farmville is her only friend.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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