i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
