Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
