I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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