I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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