if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i've created a new STD.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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