Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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