So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
