She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
