I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
