Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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