"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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