I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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