You really coming over, don't trick.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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