She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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