the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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