Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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