Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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