Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
