I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
