i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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