Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Do plants get herpes?
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