I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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