New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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