does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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