this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Alive.
So much puke
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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