She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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