yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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