your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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