Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
