Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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