yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
you are never too drunk for berry picking
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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