it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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