Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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