You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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