Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
tell me about the eggs
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