Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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