her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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