you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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