I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
