Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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