I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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