There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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