I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
and she was petting her beer can
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
birth control should be required to get into college
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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