If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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