You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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