If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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