just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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